Tagged by mei yu & weng yan

A. You prefer...
1. Alcohol or Mineral Water -of course mineral water....
2. Blue or Pink - can i choose 2??both colours oso nice...hahax
3. Hot Guys or Cool Guys - hmm...mayb hot guys...^^
4. Good Looks or Brains - both
5. Taylor Swift or Taylor Lautner - hmm...taylor swift ba...
6. Friends or Loved Ones - both important 4 mii..^^
7. "Baby" or "Honey" - most probably honey ba...hehex


B. Your/You kind of guy :
1. Alcoholic or Non-alcoholic - non-alcoholic...
2. Good or Bad - of course choose gud d la...
3. Brave or Cute - i would choose both...
4. Tall or Short - taller than mii den okie adi...^^
5. T-Shirt or Suite - depends la...
6. Coat or Leather Jacket - coat...
7. Sunnies or Spectacles - depends lo...most prefer sunnies lo...
8. Caring or Rich -caring...
9. Kisses or Hugs - afta hugs sure gt kisses d lo...haha^p
10. Romantic? - yes...


C.Your Daily Activities :
1. After Breakfast - go parents' office..cox holiday le...
2. Before School - nw holiday le...so mornin until aftanoon oso at office lo...except tuition n work...
3. During School - help dad work & facebook-in...lolx
4. After School - help dad work & facebook-in
5. Night - euu will c mii at different places of pasar malam every nite...if no rain
6. Midnight - sms-in...den ready 2 sleep..lolx
7. Holidays - adi mention above...lazy erase...hahax...^^


Tag 10 people:
1. mei yu
2. mell
3. zheng yi
4.zhee meng
5. weng yan
6. siew thong
7. mun jack
8. deon
9. connie
10. michelle


1. What if 9 confesses that he/she likes you?
hehex...impossible...she alweiz say tat she like kjj...


2. Will you go out for a couple date with 3 if he/she asks to?
if she asks la...but she alreadi had some1...^^


3. Is 7 single?
nope...he's wit 6...


4. Describe 1.
veri gud advisor...gud chatter...listener....n many mores...hehex...


5. Will you date 8?
hahax...wit group of frenx ba....lolx


6. What is 2's nickname?
no ba...~~


7. What do you wish to tell 10 right now ?
wish euu r happie wit ur partner...euu r a gud a lui 4 mii...hehex


8. What is 5 good in?
makin website...gud editor...blogger...

9. If you were to do one thing to 4 , what would it be?
hmm...carry d skul magazine 2 sidang redaksi????


10. Have you seen 1 cried ?
yea...

11. Is 2 crazy or geeky?
crazy ba...hahax..


12. Will you hold 7's hand and walk around?
NOOOO...impossible...


13. What do you think of 6?
cute....smart...


14. Will you kiss 3 when there is only both of you in the park?
noo...she had some1 adi....^^


15. Is 8 sweet?
hmm...yea ba...n he's quite handsome...lolx...~~

16. What is 9's hobby?
a lot ba...most probably dream of her kjj ba...right???


17. Will you date 10 to a high class restaurant?
hahax...yea...if she pays 4 mii....bluek^P

18. Is 5 fitted to be a maid?
nope...


19. When it started raining, who will you seek for an umbrella ?
Anyone with an umbrella...^^


20. Where would you go with 1 on a date ?
anywhere oso can larx...^^

I am an average student....

Rules of the game:Once you are tagged, you MUST DO this quiz and tag 16 friends, including the person who tagged you.Copy and paste everything, do it and repost the title with whatever rank you were given.Ranks are given at the bottom of this noteIf you have done something in this school which is indicated by the sentence, mark the [ ] on the left side of the thing you have done with a x.Let the game begin.

Level 1:

[x]Sleep in class
[x]Talked in class
[x]Not seating at your own place in class
[x]Scolded by a teacher
[ ]Litter the classroom
[x]Did not do your homework
[x]Submitted your homework
[ ]put nail polish
[ ] lepaking
[x]Did not pay attention in class
[ ]dreaming in class
[x]goofing around in class
[x]Copied other people's homework
[]Played a trick on your classmates

My Total: 9

Level 2:

[x]walking around
[x]late in class
[x]was abit naughty
[ ]shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[ ]scolding vulgarities in class
[ ]spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[ ]used a school facility without school's permission
[x]play in class
[ ]singing loudly during lesson
[ ]walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[ ]did not greet the teacher properly
[x]went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[x]say bad about teacher
[ ]used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump

My Total: 6

Level 3:

[ ]made a fool out of morning assembly
[ ]wasted the school's toilet paper
[ ]sabotaged someone
[x]irritated someone

My Total: 1

Level 4:

[x]forged your parent's signature
[ ]forged a classmate's signature

My Total: 1

Level 5:

[ ]fiddling with your handphone during lesson time
[ ]using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission
[ ]listened to an MP3 player in school

My Total: 0

Level 6:

[ ]vandalise the school property
[ ]used the internet
[ ]fought with someone in school

My Total: 0

Level 7:

[x]cheated in a class test
[x]cheated in a school examination
[x]Lied to your teacher

My Total: 3

Level 8:

[ ]set fire to something in the school
[ ]locked the teacher out of the classroom
[ ]played truancy just after coming to school just to take attendance

My Total: 0

Level 9:

[ ]refused to pay school fees
[ ]cheated the school money
[ ]stole things which belonged to the school
[ ]bullied someone in school
[ ]pranked called your school

My Total: 0

Level 10:

[x]raised your voice/shouted against a student leader
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against a teacher
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your principal

My Total: 1

Level 11:

[ ]brought weapons to the school
[ ]brought real firearms to the school
[ ]brought a real bomb to the school
[ ]fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill
[ ]dressed up as a terrorist to school

My Total: 0

Grand total : 21

Ranks:
If you are between 0-15 -------------{I am a good student}
If you are between 16-20------------{I am a good student but with occasional trouble}
If you are between 21-30------------{I am an average student}
If you are between 31-40------------{I am a bad student}
If you are between 41-50------------{I am a very bad student}
If you are between 51-60------------{I should have been caned by the discipline master}
If you are between 61-65------------{I should have been expelled from school}
If you are between 66-75------------{I should have been sent to a reformatory centre }

I Tag :
- Mell
- Zheng yii
- Mei yu
- Zhi yen
- Jen ai
- Connie
- Siew thong
- Deon
- Pepsi
- Rin
- Karin
- Michelle yong
- Shin wei
- Weng yan
- Su poh
- Brandon

AT LAST I START MY BLOG AGAIN!!@@

it's been long time tat i din publish any post since end of september....
lazy postin...hehex^^
alweix on9 den play facebook's gamesssss.................
din touch blog at all...
aikxx...
nw i will update de blog as soon as possible...
^^

My Kind Of Boy.

Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends here in facebook to answer this. Then see what happens.

if you a guy- post this as my kind of girl...
if your a girl- post it as my kind of boy...

1. Do you need him/her be good looking?
-depends lo...^^

2. Smart?
-moderate lo...lolx

3. Preferred age?
-prefer elder than mii de...but not too old larx...

4. Preferred height?
-better taller than mii loo...^^

5. How about sense of humor?
-Yeah!!

6. How about piercings?
-Better dun lorx...nt reali like...

7. Accepts you for who you are?
-Yea..of course

8. Pink hair?
-Nope...

9. Mushy or no?
-No..

10. Thin or fat?
-Moderate..^^

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
-moderate lorx...dun too dark or too white lorx...

12. Long hair or short hair?
-hmm...c whether suitable anot lorx..but might prefer short hair..

13. Plastic or metal? * cute or pretty ?
-wad tis mean???

14. Smells good?
-hmm...as long clean..

15. Smoker?
-Nope...

16. Drinker?
-Nope...

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
-Yeah..

18. Muscular?(Boys) Feminine?(Girls)
-normal...

19. Plays piano?
-if can...^^

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
-Anythin..

21. Plays violin?
-yea...

22. Sings very good?
-if can...hahax

23. Vain?
-No pls...

24. With glasses?
-better dun lorx..but depends larx

25. With braces?
-no comments...

26. Shy type?
-Nope..

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
-Good boy...

28. Active or passive?
-muz active...^p

29. Tight or bomb? * hot or sexy ?
-bomb gua...lolx

30. Singer or dancer?
-Singer...

31. stunner?
-moderate...

32. Hiphop?
-depends...

33. Earrings?
-huh??

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
-Nope..

35. Dimples?
-Yea..

36. Bookworm?
-Nope...

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
-depends...

38. Playful?
-yea...^^

39. Flirt?
-Not with the other gurlx...

40. Poem writer?
-depends

41. Serious?
-nt too serious...

42. Campus crush?
-hmm..no idea...

43. Painter?
-No...

44. Religious?
-depends....but kenot control de...

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
-Tease in a kind way..lolx

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
-better dun...

47. Speaks 20 languages?
-if can..kenot oso nvr mind de...hehex

48. Loyal or faithful?
-Both..

49. good kisser?
-lolx...hahax

50. emotional or cool ?
-Cool...

I tag-

Michelle Yong.
Mei yu..
Weng Yan..
Zheng yii..
Mell...

Tagged by Thongx...

Before you start, tag 15 people or more. You must re-tag the person who tagged you.
And your results is your title for this tag.
Now start. . .

I have. . . ( 1 point for each one question )
1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.

MY TOTAL: 3

1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. felt hurt.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.

MY TOTAL: 4

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. received a ticket.
6. been to rehab
7. dyed your hair.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar

MY TOTAL: 1

1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.

MY TOTAL: 1

1. dressed Gothic
2. dressed girly.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbour.

MY TOTAL: 2

1. had a crush on a friend.
2. been to a concert.
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut.
5. called someone a slut.
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.

MY TOTAL: 2

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.

MY TOTAL: 2

1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10.been verbally harassed.

MY TOTAL: 2

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.

MY TOTAL: 5
Grand Total: 22

If You Have Less Than 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [im average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [im a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [im a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [im a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [i should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [i should be dead]

I tagged:-
1.Mell
2. Zheng Yii
3. Zhi Yen
4. Michelle
5. Weng Yan
6. Kadine
7. Mei Yu
8. Daniel
9. Sheng Qin
10. Deon
11. Natasha
12. Min Shen
13. Jen Ai
14. Hui Jun
15. Rin

tagged by many ppl....^^

The idea here is to pick 20 friends, assign them numbers 1 through 20 and then answer the questions.
Here's my twenty friends:
1. Mell
2. Zheng yii
3. Zhi yen
4. Rin
5. Kadine
6. Hui Jun
7. Connie
8. Shin Wei
9. michelle
10. Weng Yan
11. Siew Thong
12. PepSi
13. Nicholas
14. Deon
15. Mei Yu
16. Victor
17. Jia Yong
18. Poh San
19. Mun Jack
20. Natasha

1. How did you meet 7?

-hmm..if nt wrong since form 3..

2. What would you do if you and 15 had never met?

-say harlux...n if nt fren of her..no gud...hahax^^

3. What would you do if 20 and 1 dated?

-Impossible larx..les merhx..lolx

4. Have you seen 17 cry?

-Nope.

5. Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?

-I dun think so....

6. Do you think 11 is attractive?

-Yeah!!

7. What is 2's favorite color?

-red or black..

8. When was the last time you talked to 9?

-yesterday..cox tdy went 2 sukaneka...lolx

9. What language does 8 speak?

-English, Chinese, BM...mayb cantonese too..

10. Who is 13 going out with?

-my a lui...michxx^^

11. Would you ever date 17?

-no idea...

12. Where does 18 live?

-Puchong??

13. What is the best thing about 4?

-she's a gud frenx tat gud in japanese language!!

14. What would you like to tell 10 right now?

-miss ya!!@@

15. What is the best thing about 20?

-gud chatter..gud accompany..i think~~

16. Have you ever kissed 2?

-No wor...hehex

17. What is the best memory you have of 5?

-Rubik's cube.

18. When's the next time you're going to see 1?

-Tomolo^^

19. How is 7 different from 6?

-7 is prefect, 6 is librarian n dey r different class...lolx

20. Is 2 pretty?

-Yeah!!~~

21. What was your 1st impression of 15?

-She's not friendly...dunno larx

22. How did you meet 3?

-Since form 2 in skul...

23. Is 5 your best friend?

-Kinda.

24. Do you hate 12?

-no larx..

25. Have you seen 18 in the last month?

-Yea!!^^

26. When was the last time you saw 16?

-Yesterday...

27. Have you been to 5's house?

-No...jux da guard house

28. When's the next time you'll see 10?

-i think tmr ba...

29. Are you close to 11?

-Quite close larx

30. Have you been to the movies with 4?

-Yea^^

31. Have you gotten in trouble with 8?

-nope..she alweix make ppl laugh...^^

32. Would you give 19 a hug?

-if he dun mind..hahax..jkjk

33. When have you lied to 3?

-not sure..

34. Is 1 good at socializing?

-Quite gud..

35. Do you know a secret about 8?

-Dunno wor=P

36. Describe the relationship between 12 and 18?

-Friendx

37. What's the best thing about your friendship with 9?

-She's my daughter lerhx..

I TAGGED:-

Mell...Zheng yii...zhi yen..rin..hui jun..kadine..weng yan...michelle..mun jack..pepsi..deon..nicholas..connie..shin wei..natasha

The Banana Testzzz...^^

Please take test to check how stress are u....

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.

King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality.

Think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:

Orangutan = you're sick

Ape = you need a break

Monkey = worse, you suppose to be in the hospital right now..

King Kong = I think you better take 1 year leave.. .......

Why?! ???? .......

A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked. Take some time off and relax!hahax^^

new principal come!!

tdy gt assembly cox it's da day tat new principal of SMK Sri Sentosa....
so all of us went 2 assembly area...lotz of prize giving tdy...
den da principal giv us some talk...she seem gud...but i heard tat da principal is a veri strict person...tdy she wear red colour kurung..quite fair...lolx...
assembly oni used 1 period oni...but i din bring add math text book...
cox i thought da assembly would b so long...lolx...

durin physics...i jux keep go out 2 find teacher...2 do some stuff...
hahax...lazy mii...4th period yii & mii go 2 find pn lekshmy 2 do some stuff...
den i heard yii say tat...it happen tdy...so v went der durin recess...
at last settled....but.......................................
aikxx...
afta tat thing settled...i quickly go find jen ai dey all..cox nid 2 find cik shariza...
she told us tat der will b a quiz abt tourism de...
so she choose 4 of us (nic..asthen...jen ai..mii) 2 participate...
den v discuss wit teacher abt da jamuan...^^

afta tat was agama..teacher teach abt tamadun Islam..
math period...almost whole were nt listenin wad teacher teach..
da class so noisy...lolx...
durin math...some1 find mii...suresh...praveena 4 da form...tat go 4 sukaneka at SMK tmn desa..
den sejarah...teacher continue teachin bab 6 abt tugas khalifah...
but quite noisy da class...sobxx...

skul endz...i followed jen ai 2 find cik shariza...
she wan 2 giv receipt 2 her...2 do some tourism stuff....
den v went 2 esso...2 wait our parentz fetch...
n nw i on9-ing...n bloggin...hehex...
kae larx...ntg 2 say le..lolx...^o-

Tagged by WengYanz...^^

LAST PERSON WHO
1. Slept in a bed beside you: no 1...alone...
2. Saw you cry: mostly my frenx... ^o-
3. Went to the movies with: long time din go watch le...-.-
4. You went to the mall with: last 2 dayz...
5. You went to dinner with: family...^^
6. You talked to on the phone: my dad ba...
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it: dunno...nt sure...
8. Broke your heart: some ppl...=.=
9. Made you laugh: tdy's joke by Mrs Francis(english teacher)

WOULD YOU RATHER?
10. Pierce your nose or tongue or belly : NOPE!!
11. Be serious or be funny: Funny
12. Drink whole or skim milk: None of it...i dun drink milk de...
13. Die in a fire or drown: drown gua...2 oso cham de..
14. Spend time with your parents or enemies: of course parentz....
15. Simple or complicated: sumtimes simple...sumtimes complicated wor..
16. Called Wilhelm: HHHAAAARRRR???!!!!
17. Hardcore: nope...

DO YOU PREFER. .
18. Flowers or candy: candyyy...i luv candy^^
19. Grey or black: grey ba....
20. Color or black and white photos: colour^^
21. Lust or love: Luv^o-
22. Sunrise or sunset: Sunrise...but nt yet c b4
23. M&Ms or Skittles: Skittles^^
24. Staying up late or waking up early: hmm...staying up late gua...but sumtimes veri tired...lolx

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!
25. Do you like anyone: Yea..last time...
26. Do they know it: err...i dunno lerhx...hahax

Do U prefer...
27. Sun or moon: Moon...romanticx...
28. Winter or Fall: hmm...winter..????
29. Left or right: Left..
30. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends: Two best frenx...
31. Sun or rain: sun....bt nt too hot larx...hehex...
32. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream: chocolatezzz...
33. Vodka or Jack: NONE OF IT...n DUN THINK ABT IT!!!

ABOUT YOU!
34. What time is it: hmm...10.25pm..
35. Name: f@r1d@h...
36. Nickname(s): a lotz...mostly dey call mii a chong...lolx..
37. Where were you born: Malaysia^^
38. What is your birthdate: 15th January
39. What do you want: CARRR 4 next yr...hahax..
40. Where do you want to live: hmmm...malaysia gua...but wan travel other country...
41. How many kids do you want: hmmm....2 gua...
42. What would you want to name a girl: havent think lerhx..mayb start wit 'f ' like mine...
43. What would you want to name a boy: hmm..mayb start wit 'h' or.....
44. You want to get married: yea...but nt nw of course...bluek^p

UNIQUE!
45. Nervous habits: might talk like wan cry...
46. Double jointed: wad lai de???
47. Can you roll your tongue?: mean??
48. Can you raise one eyebrow?: YEAAHHH^^
49. Can you cross your eyes: dun understand...
50. Do you make your bed daily: yea...quite...hehex..
51. Which shoe goes on first: mostly right de...
52. Ever thrown one at someone: yea gua...guys..did i???forgot le...
53. On the average how much do you spend daily: RM3-5
54. What jewelery do you wear: less wear le...

Other:
55. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: Twirl...
56. Have you ever eaten Spam: wad iz tis??
57. Favorite ice cream: chocolate or strawberry...^^
58. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet: nw mostly eat biscuit le...
59. What's your favorite beverage: hmm...coke..lemon drink...
60. Do you cook: yea...

IN THE LAST MONTH, HAVE YOU?
61. Had a b/f or g/f: nope...
62. Bought something you didn't need?: yea...some note books....
63. Sang in front of people: myself...or my parentz...^^
64. Been hugged: nope
65. Felt stupid: yea...almost all da time..lolx..
66. Got drunk: nope..
67. Got drunk again: NOPE...nva..
68. Danced crazy: NOPE....
69. Gotten your hair cut: last mid year holidae.....
70. Cried: yea...4gotten when le...hahax...
71. been kissed : err....no comment...bluek =}

Tag:
1.Mell
2.Zheng Yii
3.Zhi Yen
4.Siew Thong
5.Tasha
6.Michelle Y
7.Ai Aiixx
8.Mei Yu
9.Connie
10.anyone interested

funny jokezz....lolx

中国人 ：今晚你有空吗？我没空！
新马华人 ：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！

中国人 ：饼干受潮了…。
新马华人 ：饼干'漏风'了…。

中国人 ：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？
新马华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？

中国人 ：难道他不可以来吗？
新马华人：你不给他不来啊？

中国人 ：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
新马华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人 ：我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人 ：我的手机掉进沟渠了。
新马华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人 ：这样你不是很不值得吗？
新马华人：这样你'马'很不 '歹'？

中国人 ：你真是聪明！
新马华人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)

中国人 ：你安静！
新马华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)

中国人 ：我要去银行取款。
新马华人：我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人 ：为什么？
新马华人：做么？

中国人 ：你很强~
新马华人：你很够力~

中国人 ：明天也叫他一起去吧！
新马华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！

中国人 ：我很郁闷~~~
新马华人：我很'显'（sien）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）

中国人 ：你再说我就打你！
新马华人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）

中国人 ：你在说什么？
新马华人：你在说sommok？

中国人 ：你不要令我丢脸~
新马华人：你不要'下水'我~

中国人 ：真被你气到…。
新马华人：被你炸到…。

中国人 ：你别乱来~
新马华人：你表乱乱来~

中国人 ：你很无聊
新马华人：你很废

中国人 ：XX你
新马华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话）

中国人 ：迫切
新马华人：bek chek

中国人 ：我们一起吃这碗面~
新马华人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）

中国人 ：我们结婚吧！
新马华人：我们结'分'吧！（'婚'字受粤语影响，所以音不标准）

中国人 ：今天的天气很热~
新马华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉长，然后没有下文了）

中国人 ：哇!
新马华人：哇捞weh!!!!

中国人 ：我受不了他！
新马华人：我behtahan他！

Quiz frm facebook....

摩羯座


生性保守的摩羯座，
最討厭不安定的感覺，
他們要的不是一見鍾情的衝動，
而是長長久久的保證，
所以，愛他就要讓他有安全感，
你不必擁有李奧納多的魅力，
但你絕對要有傑克的毅力，
告訴他：就算一百年後，
你也絕不會放棄愛他，
他的心一定會感動的。

討厭的類型：輕浮的人油腔滑調是你最不要展現在摩羯座面前的，
他愛的不是你的甜言蜜語、
不是你的家財萬貫，
他愛上的是一種終身的感覺，
所以愛情可以變習慣，
只要你讓他有足夠的信心。

戀愛方式：老夫老妻似的愛情和你一起慢慢變老是摩羯座向往的愛情，
對於這個很務實的星座來說，
歸於平淡是幸福的，
其實，如何維持平淡而不枯燥，
才是人生最大的學問，
和摩羯座談戀愛，正好能訓練你的功力。

母親給出的答案

母親給出的答案有個孩子對一個問題一直想不通：
為什麼他的同桌的同學想考第一名就考上第一，而自己想考第一卻才考了全班第二十一名？
回家後他問道："媽媽我是不是比別人笨？
我覺得我和他一樣聽老師的話，一樣認真地做作業，可是，為什麼我總是比落後他？
"媽媽聽了兒子的話，感覺到兒子開始有自尊心了，而這種自尊心正在被學校的排名傷害著。
她望著兒子，沒有回答，因為她不知道該怎樣回答。
又一次考試後，孩子考了第十七名，而他的同學還是第一名。
回家後，兒子又問了同樣的問題。
她真想說，人的智力確實有三六九等，考第一的人，腦子就是比一般的人靈活。
然而這樣的回答，難道是孩子真想知道的答案嗎？她慶幸! 自己沒說出口。
應該怎樣回答兒子的問題呢？
有幾次，她真想重覆那幾句被上萬個父母重覆了上萬次的話--你太貪玩了，
你在學習上還不夠勤奮，和別人比起來還不夠努力……以此來搪塞兒子。
然而，像她兒子這樣腦袋不夠聰明，在班上成績不甚突出的孩子，平時活得還不夠辛苦嗎？
所以她沒有那麼做，她想為兒子的問題找到一個完美的答案。
兒子小學畢業了，雖然他比過去更加努力，但依然沒有趕上他的同學，
不過與過去相比, 他的成績一直在進步。為了對兒子的進步表示讚賞，她帶他去看了一次大海。
就是在這次旅行中，這位母親回答了兒子的問題。
現在這位兒子再也不擔心自己的名次了，也再沒有人追問他小學時成績排第幾名，
因為他已經以全校第一名的成績考上了大學。
放寒假回來時，母校請他給同學及家長們做一段演說。
其中他講小時候的一段經歷：「我和母親坐在沙灘上，她指著前面對我說，
你看那些在海邊爭食的鳥兒，當海浪打來的時候，小麻雀總能迅速地起飛，
牠們拍打兩三下翅膀就升入天空；而海鷗總顯得非常笨拙，
牠們從沙灘飛入天空總要很長時間，然而，真正能飛越大海橫過大洋的還是海鷗。」
這場演說使很多母親流下了眼淚，其中包括他自己的母親。
這位母親從不說一些令孩子洩氣的話，在找不到適當的答案前寧可沉默，
以自身之受去支持孩子的一步步成長，孩子在這樣寬容的環境下，最後交出優秀的成績。



教育，是對生命個體的尊重和喚醒，是對人的內在潛能的開發和拓展，讓孩子健康地生長，需要一種平和的心境，一種智慧的胸襟，一種獨特的魅力，這一切必須以寬容為基礎！

From email de..^^

我
第一个想到的是~你
什麼叫做緣分呢？
一見鍾情？
相知相惜？
平平淡淡？
日久生情？
我想，只有真正努力的人，才能遇上好緣分。
請把這三個感謝轉寄給你認為是'好朋友'的朋友吧~~~
親愛的朋友，想對你說三個感謝 ... .................


第一個
謝謝你讓我走入你的生命,作你的朋友,
或許我不是你最精采的,但是我總是盡力作到最好


第二個
謝謝你願意走進我的生命,扮演朋友的角色,
或許你不是唯一最好的,但卻是我生命中最精采的


第三個
謝謝你這一路走來,很多的包容、安慰、關心、用心......



所有的深刻都在你給我的回憶裡. 在這美麗的天空裡....
你在想誰呢?? 我就當然想起你啦--
親愛的好朋友，有緣做到朋友是很難得的，
只要大家將心交出來，沒有事情是不可能的，
不過千萬不要勉強，right？
把这email送給你喜歡和關心的人~~
當然也可以送回來喔 ^_^ ~~ 我等你
人的思緒是複雜而凌亂的....
當夜深人靜時..你會想起誰?..
我會想起....與各位認識的種種點滴滴...
直到我們都年老時...是否會像現在這樣...坐在電腦前互訴心聲?..
我想...到那時候...大家都已經老到無法打字了吧...^_^...


不管如何.....我們永遠是最真誠相對的好朋友...
如果您同意我的說法..請把這個訊息回傳給您的朋友...
讓他們知道...你是多麼的在乎他們..^_^
當你收到的信越多~代表在乎你的人越多~



不要忘記傳給我 ..... *^_^*

Got it frm my email...^^

Read and Return the Green Dog

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two
小心讀每一個，再用一兩秒想一想

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
沒有男人或女人是值得你為他流眼淚，值得的那一位，不會要你哭。

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
那人不是你所想般愛你，但不代表那人不是全心全意地愛你。

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
一個真正的朋友是向著你伸手，觸動你心靈的人。

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
掛念一個人最差的方式，就是你坐在他身旁，而知道你不能擁有他。

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
就算你不快樂也不要皺眉，因為你永不知道誰會愛上你的笑容。

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
在世界裡你可能只是某人，但對某人你可能是全世界。

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要花時間在一個不會花時間在你身上的人。

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
可能神要我們在遇到那位對的人之前先遇上一些錯的人，讓我們遇到那位對先生/對小姐時懂得珍惜。

10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因為完結而哭，要為曾經發生而微笑。

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
這個世界永遠也會有一些傷害你的人，你要做的就是繼續去信人和小心你下次信的人。

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
在你嘗試了解其他人和盼望其他人明白你之前，先把你自己變成一個更好的人和了解你自己。

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要太努力去找，最好的東西是在你最預計不到的時候出現。

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
緊記: 所有事也是因果循環的。

True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?
真正朋友: 有幾多人有八位真正的朋友?

Hardly anyone I know ! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!!
我幾乎不認識這些人! 但在我們當中有些人全有對和好的朋友!!!

You have been Tagged by the Green Dog!
你已被綠狗捉住了!!!
,-._,-.
\/)'(\/
(_o_)
ruff!!!!!!

You will Have Good Luck For Two Years if you send this to 8 people or more and if this is sent back to you then you are a true friend......
如你把這個發給八個人或以上你便會有八年的好運。如這個給發回給你你便是一個真正 的朋友...
You must send it in 5 minutes or your good luck will run out.
你一定要在五分鐘內發出去如不是你的好運便會流走。
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Being happy is the priority of living, If u wanna be sad, Be sad 4 something thats worth it.
珍惜你所擁有的，慶幸所曾發生的。
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PeT F@m!Ly...^^

Got it from my lui..thongz...^^
thx a lot...it's nice...luv it!!^^
but no father 4 euu all...hahax...^o-

D@d@(mii)-Mother
Mun Jack-Brother
Chun Yew-Brother
Michelle-Sister
Tasha-Sister
Siew Thong-Sister
Kadine- Tasha's daughter.

Which star r euu???I'm Capricorn^^

VIRGO (The One that Waits)

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. & nbsp;The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



SCORPIO (The Addict)

EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



LIBRA (The Lame One)

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you wanna mess with.... You might end up cryi ng ... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



ARIES (The Liar)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



AQUARIUS (Does It In The Water)

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward



GEMINI (Irresistible)

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in the you know where ... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVINg. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



LEO (The Lion)

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Know s how to have fun.. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative .. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



CANCER (The Cutie) MOST AMAZING KISSER.

Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



PISCES (The Partner for Life)

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to f i nd, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but In a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



CAPRICORN (The Passionate Lover)

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



TAURUS (The Tramp)

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



SAGITTARIUS (The Promiscuous One)

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you kn ow where.. !!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.





Okay here's the thing, you cannot send this to the person who sent this to you so good luck! the other hard part is that last one with this is the loser. READY ......... SET............ GO!

difference between wife and girlfriend(jokex)

Wife is a HARIMAU ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­
GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU
And some say :
Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
Last but not least....... TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS.............
once get it,HABIS LA. . hahahahaha......so better choose TV


lolx...^^

我的愛情(小說)--gt it frm sinchew newspaper^^

2009-07-10 18:53

深是一間公司的會計師，我是一間公司高級主管的秘書。在別人眼裡，你和我從來不是最合拍的情人，可是我們卻是最死黨的朋友，也是最瞭解對方的好搭檔。
從來你就不曾把我當成是一個女生，因為在你的認知裡，一直覺得我們之間不可能會來電。所以我一直都提醒自己，不要跨越這條好朋友的界限。
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可是你又知不知道男女的世界裡是不可能擁有純友誼的。每當我看著你對我笑的開懷，搭著我的肩旁對我說“有你這個朋友真好！”時，我多想坦白對你說，我不要只做朋友！
但是我還是一直都很小心，不讓你知道我對你的心意。 我一直都以為我隱藏得很好，直到那天…

在夜深人靜的凌晨2時30分，你捎來了一通電話。“你在哪裡，可不可以來陪我？”你的聲音像是喝了很多的酒，語氣不是很清醒。問了地點，很快的就開著車去找你。到了酒吧，我看到你坐在角落，整個人看上去很頹廢，衣服的紐扣也打開了幾個。

深深吸了一口氣，我幫你付了酒錢，向你走了過去，“深，怎麼了，發生了什麼事嗎？”。你懵懵懂懂的只是一直回答我“瑾依”。

我知道她是誰。深跟瑾依是在一個舞會裡認識的。瑾依很漂亮，是一間知名婚紗公司的實習彩妝師。瑾依跟深在那次舞會後經常都會約出來見面。剛開始，當深跟瑾依見面時都會要我相伴，可是後來就越來越少了。我也在深口中知道他跟瑾依有了進一步的發展。今夜獨自在酒吧買醉的他，想必一定是跟瑾依有關。

跟你耗了一個晚上，才問出原來瑾依在公司裡跟另一位男同事有親密關係，而瑾依也承認了。
你很傷心，雖然還不至於落淚，但這還是我第一次看到你那麼孤寂。不知為何看著你對瑾依的在乎，我的心有點痛，心像被人掐著似的，很難受。

你醒來後，簡單的梳洗了一下，就讓我載你去昨天那裡拿車，途中我們都很安靜。第一次，我們兩人擁有沉默的時候。

過了幾天，我知道你跟瑾依又和好了。我聽了後，心裡酸酸的，你不是一個會輕易原諒別人的男人，特別是關於感情部分，可是你卻原諒了瑾依，還跟她繼續維持情人的關係。你真的那麼愛她嗎？

想了一個星期，為了讓我徹底的死心，我連夜的趕去你家。拿出了你為我配的鎖匙，一開門看見的卻是依偎在你懷裡的瑾依。你們因我的到來，驚訝的看著我。突然我驚醒了下，我在幹嘛？那麼衝動的來到你家，是為了什麼？想跟你坦白自己的感覺嗎？可是看著你懷抱瑾依的方式，我突然冷靜了下來，隨便找個借口，看也不敢看你和瑾依，我就匆匆的裡去了。

那晚你個我打了一通電話，問我發生了什麼事，語氣裡流露出的溫柔讓我很想哭，按耐住想哭的衝動，對你說了聲沒事就把手機關掉。把自己關在房裡，大聲的哭了出來。

想了一整晚，我知道只有主動出擊才會有機會跟你進一步發展。所以充了一整晚的電，打算在今晚要告訴你我的想法。挨過了工作時間，給你撥了通電話，晚上9時約在你家。

很緊張，在你家門口不斷吸氣、呼氣。突然你開門，問我為什麼有鑰匙不自己開門。隨著你走進你家，我們兩人就坐在沙發上。

氣氛突然變得很尷尬，空氣突然變得很熱。看著你，我問了你第一句話“瑾依也有你家的鑰匙嗎？”你說沒有，我問你為什麼不給她配一把，你的口開了又關，關了又開，沒有說話。
或許我們都發現氣氛怪怪的，你的心情突然悶熱起來。我看在心裡，有點鬱悶的，衝動地問了你一句，“你真的那麼喜歡瑾依嗎？”。

不讓你有開口的機會我繼續說，“我喜歡你，很喜歡很喜歡。很久以前就很喜歡了。如果我要你必須在我跟瑾依之間選一個，你會選誰？”

你心痛的說，“我以為我們是好朋友。”

慢慢的我點點頭，從包包裡拿出你家的鑰匙放在你手裡，就在我要放手的時候，你反手抓緊了我的手。

我看著你，很久很久，然後慢慢的移開我的腳步。心裡很平靜，或許心裡早就知道答案，你的選擇會是瑾依。



星洲日報／城人小說‧文：楚茜‧2009.07.10

Sick le...=.=

Late wake up n late go 2 skul tdy...@@
afta add math...was physic...
but mr lou din cum...so relief period 4 physic...
da class was so noisy...aikxx
afta recess...da teacher asks us 2 copy some notex...n he has somethin 2 do...
den math...aikx..so boring...
siew thongz & michelle din cum 2 skul..cox gt pandu stuff 2 do...
durin math..teacher asks us do lots of homework...
n when she cum near 2 my place...she asks mii where's my graph...
i tell her on da way...hahax...
2nd time she cum...ask mii 2 label...
den i tell her..."Teacher, i'm doin...wait...~~^^
lolx...afta skul...walk wit jen ai 2 esso...wait our parents 2 fetch...
my dad fetch mii 2 office cox tdy no tuition...^^
had lunch n bath...n of course play computer gamez lorx...hehex...
nw oni can play 1 time a week...cham...
around 4 - 5 sumthin...raining...
n i still sit facing air cond....sobxx...
den da sequent...I FLU lerhx...aikxx
sick.le...sobxx

Rumour^^

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.


Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'


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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'


Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'


Wife: 'Yes or no.'


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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'


Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'


Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'


Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'


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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'


Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'


Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'


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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'


Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'


Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'


____________ _________ _________ __


A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'


'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'


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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.


The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'


He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

Happie Burfdae Asthen T!!~~~

Happie Burfdae Asthen!!^^
Wish euu happie alweix...

I luv my frenx^^

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FO RE VER! ! !

Got it frm my fren...^^
100 Truths about Me

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you.
At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.
(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: kickapoo...^^
2. Last phone call: daddy
3. Last text message: yii..
4. Last song you listened to: miley cyrus-the climb
5. Last time you cried: hmm..i think 28th may gua..cox tat time sum1 say tat i'm suckx..hate him!!

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Nope
7. Been cheated on: Yea
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Nope
9. Lost someone special: think so...lolx
10. Been depressed: Yea..
11. Been drunk and threw up: Nope...^^

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. light blue
13. white
14. pink

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: Yea..
16. Fallen out of love: nt sure..
17. Laughed until you cried: sumtimes...^^
18. Met someone who changed you: Yea..
19. Found out who your true friends were: think so ba..
20. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah!!
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: noooo...
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: hmm...most of them ba...
23. How many kids do you want? : 1 boyx & 1 gurl
24. Do you have any pets: nope..
25. Do you want to change your name: Nooo...
26. What did you do for your last birthday: jux celebrate at pizza hut wit family..
27. What time did you wake up today: 6.05am
28. What were you doing at midnight: Sleepin...
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: I wanna drive car!!hahax..
30. Last time you saw your Mother: most of de time except skul hour...
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Relationship ba...lolx
32. What are you listening to right now: dunno wad da song's name..
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nope...but thomas...hehex
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: liers
35. Most visited web page: Facebook^^
36. Whats your real name: Faridah
37. Nicknames: D@d@
38. Relationship Status: single...
39. Zodiac sign: Capricorn
40. Male or female?: Female
41. Primary School?: SRJK (C) Choong Wen
42. Secondary School?: SMK Sri Sentosa
43. High school/college?: havent reach here^^
44. Hair colour: Black brown..cox of sun...
45. Long or short: middle long..
46. Height: 162cm if nt wrong...
47 Do you have a crush on someone? gt ba...hahaxx...
48: What do you like about yourself?: lots of frenx...^^
49. Piercings: gt..2 ears oni...
51. Righty or lefty: Lefty..

FIRSTS :?
52. First surgery: No..
53. First piercing: 9 years old..i think
54. First best friend: hmm..cant reali rmb...sobx
55. First sport you joined: athlete..
56. First vacation: wit Family, Port Dickson

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: jux ate...at 2pm
60. Drinking: kickapoo
61. I'm about to: play facebook's game...^^
62. Listening to: miley cyrus-the climb
63. Waiting for: outing gua..YOUR FUTURE
64. Want kids?: yeah..
65. Get Married?: of course..hehe
66. Career?: yea..

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Lips
68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs...^^
69. Shorter or taller: taller..
70. Older or Younger: younger..hehe
71. Romantic or spontaneous: romantic
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: nice stomach..lolx
73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive...
74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship...
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant??

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger : no ba..
77. Drank hard liquor: noo...
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Nop..
79. Sex on first date: Noo...
80. Broken someone's heart: think so..
82. Been arrested: No..of course
83. Turned someone down: Yeah..
84. Cried when someone died: Yea
85. Fallen for a friend?: Yea..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: kinda..
87. Miracles: most probably..
88. Love at first sight: Yea..
89. Heaven: Yeahh!!
90. Santa Claus: Not reali..
91. Kiss on the first date: No..
92. Angels: Yea..

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No..
95. Did you sing today? : no wor...lolx
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: Yea..sumtimex..hehex
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: the time before i had sum1..bt nw had no 1..
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: The time at Genting wit frenx..
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: kinda...
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Yeaahhh!!^^

actuali nt 100 questions oso...hehex^^

10 ppl who been tag:-
1. Zheng Yii
2. Mell
3. Zhi Yen
4. Siew Thongx

5. Jen Aii

6. Tasha

7. Kadinee

8. Mei Yu

9. Weng Yanz

10.Michelle Y

男生有了女朋友后的20个惨状

一、没认识你之前我拿奖学金，认识你之后我差点补考。

二、我忍着让别人笑话的耻辱给你洗衣服。

三、一个苹果，都给你吃。两个苹果，我把大的给你吃。

四、同吃一条鱼，我让你吃鱼肉，我自己吃鱼头。

五、你这么难看，我还说你漂亮。我这么帅，你还说我难看。

六、出去玩都是我花钱，回来我只能吃萝卜（你省下钱当然可以自己吃鱼翅了）。

七、认识你之前我没交过女朋友。认识我之前你交了两个男朋友。

八、你生气时，我让你当出气筒。我生气时，我把自己当出气筒。

九、你想吻我的时候就可以吻我。我想吻你的时候还要经过你同意。

十、你经常打我，我从来没有打过你。

十一、有一次你问我如果你爱上别的男人了我会怎样，我说我要杀了那个男的。我又问你如果我爱上了别的女人了你会怎样，你说你要阉了我。

十二、我买了200块的衣服给你，骗你才50块。你买了30块的手表给我，骗我要300块。

十三、我把你的耳机用坏了，我买新的赔你。你把我的自行车丢了，连句对不起也没说。

十四、你生病一次，我要瘦两斤。我生病一次，你反而胖两斤（你来寝室陪我，吃光了我所有的零食。）

十五、我没嫌你矮，你却嫌我高。

十六、你来我家，我睡沙发。我去你家，还是我睡沙发。

十七、那次去看露天演唱会，你骑在我头上看得津津有味，我被你压在下面在人群中流泪。

十八、我家的狗生了，我把最好看的一条送给你。你却把你养得快要死掉的金鱼送给我，害我才养两天就得给它们送终。

十九、我给你洗了N次的袜子，从未给你丢过一只。你只在我生病的时候给我洗了两双袜子，就各丢一只。

二十、我陪你去买东西时我主动帮你提东西，你却从来没问过要不要帮我提东西。

~笑过之余..给你做个测试...我发现.看完我帖子的有两种人...

第1种:看完了笑然后转发的人.......这种人,爱情顺利,事业顺心,家庭和睦,福如东海.寿比南山,一生开心~

当然了。.这种人也都宽宏大量....不会介意花点时间转发给身边的朋友...开心无价嘛~~

第2种:看完了没有笑也没有转发的人:........这种、人........别说了..............没的说了~~

Gt it frm siew thongx...^^

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Bz play facebook...lolx

did da facebook quiz..lolx

took the What College Course Fits You Most quiz and the result is Business Management
You have a great entrepreneurial skill and you can assume significant accountability for the inherent risks and the outcome. You are an ambitious leader who has the potential to combine land, labor, and capital to create and market new goods or services.



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ntg special...wake up at 8am...

den go 2 parents' office...

at 3.30pm...go 2 ideal...

got 2 work...lolx...

Skul Holidae Starts!!

da 2nd term exam end le...
n here cum da skul holidae...
tis time can rest for 2 weeks....lolx
but still gt tuition ....aikxx

Tagged by mell..

1. Besides your lips , where is the favourite spot to get kissed ?

my face ba..??

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning ?

blur blur..tired..

3. Who was the last person / people you took a photo with ?

if nt wrong..my fren ba..^^

4. Would you consider yourself spoiled ?

dunno^^

5. Will you ever donate blood ?

mayb..

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex ?

gt gua...

7. Do you want someone to be dead ?

of cox no larx...

8. What does your last text message say ?

lolxx....can i dun write..

9. What are you thinking right now ?

EXAMMM!!

1o. Do you want someone to be with you right now ?

yea..but i hv no 1...

11. What was the time you went to bed last night ?

11 sumthin..doin accounts...lolx..

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now ?

err..parkson..i think..

13. Is someone on your mind right now ?

no ba...

14. Who was the last person who text you ?

my a lui(michxx) lorx..

TEN Lucky Person to do this quiz...

1. michxx..

2. zhengyii

3. jen ai

4. nicholas...

5. thongxx

6. jackx

7. kadine

8. shengqin {pepsi}

9. hui jun

10. weng yanx

15. Who is no.2 having a relationship with ?

err... i duno wor...

16. Is no.3 a male or a female ?

female

17. If no.7 and no.1 get together , would it be a good?

hahax...b'cum lesbian le...but impossible...cox...

18. What is no.1 studying about ?

abt accounts n physics...i guess...cox tmr exam..

19. When was the last time you chatted with them ?

almost all da time..mostly schoolmates

20.Is no.4 single ?

no no no...hehex...

21. Say something about no.2 .

hmmx...she cute..pretty...clever too^^

22. What do you think about no.3 & no.6 being together ?

impossible lorx...

23. Describe no.9 .

she's a smart student too..a PBSM member...^p

24. What will you do if no.6 and no.7 fight ?

if serious matter...help them solve it ba...

25. Do you like 8 ?

sure...cox he's my fren & classmates...

Exammm wan start le...!!!

Exam start le!!!

din even hv enuf time 2 revise...

worse than 1st term exam...

aikxx..

will update da blog soon!!^^

Tagged by Hui Jun...tis tag so long...aikx..

幸福點點名遊戲規則回答下列問題，並貼到自己的網誌or報台寫完後，自己多加一個問題然後傳給十個人，可以點被點過的人，被你點到的人你要去跟他說，我點到你了。寫完後去跟點到你的人說「我寫完了」不可以不寫喔，不然幸福就會跑掉喔

1.我的大名 : F@r!d@h
2.我的生日 : 15th JaNuaRy 1993
3.誰傳給你的 : Hu! JuN
4.說出五個好朋友 :err...quite more lerhx..lolx..(mell..zheng yii..hui jun..michelle..jen ai...more)
5.生日想要得到什麼禮物 :hmm..sumthin special..i guess!!@@
6.近期開心的是 :Err..gonna holidae??==
7.近期壓力大的是 : Exam of cox!!~~aikxx..
8.未來想做什麼啊 : mayb help 2 continue my dad's work..dunno@@
9.有沒有喜歡的人 : ...think so...hahax..
10.同學會要回去找老師嗎 : mayb...lolx
11.跟誰出去最幸福 :Parents ba..cox no nid pay 2 buy thingx(use own money)^^
12.如果你的兩個好友吵架了 : Help them solve da problem..n make them happie...
13.跟情人出去最想去哪 :Anywhere will do as long v r 2getha..^^
14.聖誕節要做啥 :Of course P@RTY lorx..^^
15.最想跟誰過聖誕節 :Frenx..^^
16.有沒有起床气 :wad tis mean??
17.有幾個兄弟姐妹 : 1 bro (younger de)
18.最喜歡的一首歌(女生的) :hmm..Taylor Swift-love story ba..
19.最喜歡的一首歌(男生的) :Black Eyed Peas-Boom Boom Pow
20.喜歡什麼顏色 :hmm...blue..white..black...bright colour de...^^
21.上廁所會不會先沖水 :yea..almost everytime...^^
22.愛不愛我 :yup of course..frenx marhx^^
23.喜歡男生還是女生 : I'm nt les de..of cox i like boyx larx..lolx
24.最想大聲說什麼 : HOLIDAYS! & WAN DRIVE LARX!!
25.半夜敢不敢自己上廁所 : DARE!!~~
26.上廁所會不會脫褲褲 :sure if not? hahax..
27.誰很欠打 : gt..my class de..kok keng!! veri annoyin..
28.現在很迷什麼 : ...dunno..swt!!
29.睡相很差 : How would i noe...sobxx
30.現在的時間 : 5.10pm
31.是否痛恨傳給你點卷的人 :No de...^o-
32.今天天氣 : Sunny..
33.你懷孕了嗎 :Of cox NO larx..i'm 16 oni..-.-
34.你若中樂透最想做什么 :buy da thingx tat i like lorx..n of cox gt save money lo..haha
35.大學生一定要玩的活動 : no comment..cox still in secondary skul..

被我点到的人

1. Mell 2. Zheng Yii 3. Mei Yu 4. Bibigun 5. Pepsi

6.Ka Hing 7.Jen Ai 8.Jia Yong 9. Karin 10. Joe Yee

01-【４號認識６號嗎】:yea...
02-【１０號是男還是】:A gurl lai de...
03-【 ８號的興趣是】:Playin ping pong n basketball ba..
04-【１號有沒有兄弟姐妹】:yea..1 sis(if nt wrong larx)
05-【７號姓氏】:Go..Go Jen Ai..
06-【１０號人緣好嗎】:yea gua...lolx
07-【４號有人追嗎】:nt sure wor...sobxx
08-【承上２號呢】:hmm...dun reali get wad tis mean...paiseh..
09-【６號喜歡的顏色是】: hmm..black arhx??
10-【３號和１０號是朋友嗎】:not sure..whether dey noe each other..
11-【８號的生日是】:20th of August 1993
12-【５號讀哪呢】: Same skul..n nw same class...^^
13-【你怎麼認識１０號的】:hmm..since primary..i guess..=]
14-【你跟１號的生日差幾個月】: she jux late mii 2 dayx...^^
15-【你和９號有出去玩過嗎】:yea..
16-【你喜歡和２號聊天嗎】:of cox...hehex..
17-【你喜歡和３號在一起嗎】:of course! fren marhx...
18-【你覺得７號人怎樣】:nice and pretty..hahax^^
19-【你覺得９號人怎麼樣】:gud lorx..nice..=]
20-【你愛５號嗎】：Frenx lo...

1.是誰傳給你這份問卷的 : Hu! JuN
2.你們認識多久呢 : hmm..i think since form 2..if nt wrong..wrong le..sowie orhx..=.=
3.你覺得他(她)對你來說很重要嗎 : of course!!
4.你與他(她)的關係是 : Frenx
5.請問他(她)的興趣是 : PBSM ba..she seem active in tat..^^
6.你覺得他(她)的個性如何 : hmm..nice..kind..sumtimes help mii too!!~~
7.他(她)在你心目中是幾分 : err..a lot until dunno hw 2 count!!hehex^^


＊睡覺前第一件事 : listen 2 music
＊起床前第一件事 : go to washroom
＊你的偶像是 : hmm..Jay Chou..S.H.E..Taylor Swift..n more...
＊你喜歡的季節 : I guess all ba..sobx..
＊你打工過嗎 : err..teachin tuition counted as marhx..
＊打工次數 : if counted as stated...den 1st time lo(tis yr)..help my dad work oso
＊你想去的國家 : Japan..New York & more
＊你討厭什麼樣的個性 : liars..ppl who nt punctual..backstabbers..bad-hearted
＊你常哭嗎 : seldom
＊你常笑嗎 : Almost everyday...lolx
＊去玩時喜歡一個人去嗎 : no..with frenx better=]
＊是假日時你都睡到幾點 : 10 sumthin...sumtimes even 11am
＊今天的天氣是（晴 雨 陰）: Sunny
＊朋友和情人你會選擇 : Both!!
＊機會和命運你會選擇 : Chance!!~~
＊你很自戀嗎 : hmm..dunno lerhx..wad euu all think abt mii???
＊這問卷多不多 : quite a lot -.-
＊要怎樣才能讓自己過的好一點 : Take it easy and b happie...^^
＊喜欢吃什么 : nt too spicy food..others can~~
＊喜歡吃冰嗎 : yea..
＊現在幸福嗎 : hmm..quite
＊最在乎哪幾個朋友 : All of them...
＊房間裡最重要的東西是什麼 : bed
＊最常夢到什麼 : err..dunno true anot la..sumtimes i dream de..afta few days like da dreamx cum true...
＊男人精神出軌要不要原諒他 : depends what he did..
＊你认为人生的意义是什么 : Enjoy and have fun..n b happie...
＊你知道吗？（看你们怎么回答！）: err..nid 2 answer wad...hahax..
＊什么时候最讨厌我 : wont happen de larx..
＊向往出世抑或入世，向往道家抑或儒家 : wad tis mean???
＊你喜欢吃什么蛋糕？ : Chocolate...^^
＊请问这个游戏可以停止了吗？ : no comment...sobxx
＊喜欢沙丁鱼吗^^？ : nt reali..
＊谁是你的知己？ : dunno...mayb mell n zheng yii..(i think)
＊IQ/EQ哪一个比较高？ : wad euu think???^^
＊電腦还是手機？ : BOTH
＊比较喜欢睡觉还是玩？ : BOTH@@
＊Friendster 还是 Facebook ? ：Facebook gua...
＊现在最希望什么?：Relax~n Happie..
＊你在哪里？：At parents's office right nw...